Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale

Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins

by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023

Butt Muffin

The amount of butt that hangs over the side or back of a seat

Did you see that chick’s butt muffin hanging off the back of her chair?!

by HilltopHillbillies June 3, 2023

Muffin Man

It is a Man that sells Muffins.

“Hey look its the Muffin Man!”

by anonymous October 23, 2023

Scuff Muffin

craping in ones hand and smearing it on your/a mans testicals as you/he masturbates.

BOB: hey whats up did you hook up with that girl last night?
ANDY: yeah she wanted to scuff muffin me so i sent her packin

by alec 321 January 17, 2008

Muffin

Filipino men that likes to poke chubby white guys named Kyle

That Muffin over there eating Jolibee sure is a dick for looking so innocent

by Juicestain, King of bllod and October 11, 2019

chav muffin

A term for a chav that’s a close friend

Bless my little chav muffin

Bless my little chav muffin

by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019

Raga-muffin

Someone who just can´t learn when to shut up.
Someone who thinks they can do anything, but can´t.

I swear if this raga-muffin little boy don´t shut his trap...

by WorldlyCoyote II January 22, 2020