Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym
Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.
by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020
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chav muffin

A term for a chav that’s a close friend

Bless my little chav muffin
Bless my little chav muffin
by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019
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muffin gravy

Seriously?! Go scrub that Muffin Gravy you sick fuck!
by HexVoid January 05, 2021
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Thug Muffin

Phrase used by white girls (most frequently named “Carly”) to describe themselves whilst listening to mainstream rap artists.
“I was being my little thug muffin self the other day jamming out to right round while driving through my HOA after dark.”
by NotDalton September 23, 2022
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Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.
My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).
by Wildman582 November 02, 2011
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Muffin Slut

Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.
Yo you know that fella Landen?
Yeah hes a muffin slut
by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025
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Diamond muffin

Your Prince Charming that worth more then diamonds & breakfast muffins in other words his fine and his mine I love him
Love you my Diamond muffin I love having breakfast with you and spending quality time with my love
by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023
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