“I went in two dates with this hottie before she dropped the bomb that she has kids.What a closet mom
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Get the Moms Dad mug.Similar to soccer mom, except these women are have a specific fashion choice. They are usually wearing athletic leggings and one of the popular name brand choice of shoes, usually Nike’s (usually having a color that coordinates to their leggings). Their tops consist mostly of a tank top with sports bra underneath and covered with a fitted zip up long sleeve hoodie.
Note that many of these women are also not moms, but want to just give the appearance that they exercise to compensate or hide some other shortcoming in their life.
Their outfit can be seen on them anywhere but the gym. They will wear their fitness mom apparel to their children’s school functions, inside of a Target, or at a Starbucks to give the appearance to others that they live such a busy life and exercise to look and feel great and that they have to get things done right after their “workout” for the sole purpose of making others believe they are something that they actually aren’t.
Note that many of these women are also not moms, but want to just give the appearance that they exercise to compensate or hide some other shortcoming in their life.
Their outfit can be seen on them anywhere but the gym. They will wear their fitness mom apparel to their children’s school functions, inside of a Target, or at a Starbucks to give the appearance to others that they live such a busy life and exercise to look and feel great and that they have to get things done right after their “workout” for the sole purpose of making others believe they are something that they actually aren’t.
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One of the coolest moms ever support their child no matter what part of the BTS ARMY and love to dance with their child and share all the funny and special BTS moments together.
Is your mom an ARMY , of course my mom is an ARMY who else would I dance with. You’re so luck I wish I had an ARMY mom
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