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Closet mom

A woman who is not upfront about being a mother.
“I went in two dates with this hottie before she dropped the bomb that she has kids.What a closet mom
by Ubbhed September 7, 2019
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Moms Dad

Moms Dad rhymes with hoes mad, so we all should say it instead of moms dad.
"Dude have you heard hoes mad?"
"Nah nigga only moms dad"
by fortnitegamer143communism September 27, 2019
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Fitness mom

Similar to soccer mom, except these women are have a specific fashion choice. They are usually wearing athletic leggings and one of the popular name brand choice of shoes, usually Nike’s (usually having a color that coordinates to their leggings). Their tops consist mostly of a tank top with sports bra underneath and covered with a fitted zip up long sleeve hoodie.

Note that many of these women are also not moms, but want to just give the appearance that they exercise to compensate or hide some other shortcoming in their life.

Their outfit can be seen on them anywhere but the gym. They will wear their fitness mom apparel to their children’s school functions, inside of a Target, or at a Starbucks to give the appearance to others that they live such a busy life and exercise to look and feel great and that they have to get things done right after their “workout” for the sole purpose of making others believe they are something that they actually aren’t.
Did you see that fitness mom today at the 6th grade graduation?
by GdoggX December 23, 2017
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ur mom

A comeback used by regular people and savages
Ur momma so fuckin' fat, she cleans out her belly button with a serving spoon!
by DarkXSeries7 November 18, 2020
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UR mom

Ur MOM
UR mom
by CatMan3 November 19, 2020
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army mom

One of the coolest moms ever support their child no matter what part of the BTS ARMY and love to dance with their child and share all the funny and special BTS moments together.
Is your mom an ARMY , of course my mom is an ARMY who else would I dance with. You’re so luck I wish I had an ARMY mom
by Ohmyjin May 7, 2020
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Yer mom

a answer to any and every question
Bob- how’s it going jimmy

Jimmy- yer mom

Nick-where do you want to eat tonight

Jimmy - yer moms house
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