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My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand
by jabberwokey October 11, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Insult meaning you’re a small, irritating, pus-filled nothingburger in the grand scheme, like an unwanted zit nobody asked for.

Coined from the viral “you’re not that guy pal” grocery store clip.

Used to demean someone as irrelevant and gross.
“You little pimple on the left—pop off somewhere else.”
“This dude acting tough? Nah, just like a pimple on the leftsqueeze it and move on.”
by BigKaleeee February 4, 2026
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All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>

All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>
All I Wanted Was This Little Left Leg Of Mine <Diablu Cojuelu>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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