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Ketamine.

"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"

by blkbrd January 22, 2025

Kentucky teabag

Where the man tucks his sack and balls into his sisters vagina then has his mother clean him off using her tongue. That is the Kentucky Teabag

You missed out last night, your mom, sister and I enjoyed a Kentucky Teabag together.

by Drums 79 February 16, 2025

Kentucky Steamer

When a man pours a shot of bourbon on a woman's chest, drops a deuce on her chest and sprinkles the load with brown sugar. Then, the man muddles the brown sugar bourbon deuce with his butt cheeks.

I just got back to my room at the Brown Hotel and my wife and I made a Kentucky Steamer.

by DJ Erryson March 9, 2025

Kentucky Pancake

When a fat woman inadvertently roll over onto someone in their sleep.

I must’ve been snoozin’ for a bruisin’ last night cause my wife hit me with the ol’ Kentucky Pancake.

by KentuckyFunky March 9, 2025

kentucky cum shot

When you jerk off in a KFC bathroom, but before you finish you run out to the dining area and blow your load on the nearest bucket of fried chicken.

I was excited about eating fried chicken at KFC, but instead some guy gave me a kentucky cum shot

by Nbrose333 March 12, 2025

Kentucky Conductor

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled

Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.

Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"

by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024

Kentucky Conductor

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled

Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.

Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"

by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024