Kentucky Musket

When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.
I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.
by Sneakirafiki July 07, 2022
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kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.
by PeterPoot69 June 27, 2017
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When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
by catlo3 October 24, 2020
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Kentucky Logic

When a person's logical does not make any sense at all.
John: I think 2+2=19
Adam: That's Kentucky Logic
by Sir Henry Doyle June 22, 2021
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Kentucky Beaverslap

An over-the-top open palm slap of any part of a woman’s vulva. Can also be performed from the rear with low hanging sauna balls.
I had my lady going with a shocker from my left hand, but I threw in a Kentucky beaverslap with the right to really get her juiced.
by Benny Badgerman December 12, 2022
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Kentucky Discount

If it breaks in half you can keep both pieces
When someone complains about an item you sold them that isn't working right, just tell them you gave them the Kentucky discount, if it breaks in two you can keep both pieces.
by Tristand23 February 14, 2020
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Kentucky Kitchen

A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.
Brother: Yeah take it!

Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!

*mom walks in and starts cooking*

Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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