square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017

right

serendipitously awesome

Example 1--
After a long day, the two friends were craving crawfish so they stopped for a bite.

Friend 1: This meal is so good, I'm so glad we did this.
Friend 2: I know, this is right.

Example 2--
I'm just lookin to get my D wet and that booty is right.

by abrahamthegrey July 19, 2010

right-angled penis

A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis

My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!

by hutson.kphrar July 25, 2014

Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025

go right

when you think you are helping a friend that is far behind you in a game called "stumble guys" but he actually took advantage of that information and arrived before you thank fuck

"Go right, FUCK"

by chunghwa May 8, 2023

right hand girl

Take it, take it, take it all, baby
Get it, get it, yeah, we can worry later
Bend it, break it, on your worst behavior
Don't need nobody but your right-hand girl, oh
Take it, take it, take it all, baby
Get it, get it, yeah, we can worry later
Bend it, break it, on your worst behavior
Don't need nobody but your right hand girl

A: who gonna be there when the tears come running? who gonna be there when there ain't no fun, and who gonna love you through the thick and the thin?

B: *speechless*
A: ah-ha, your right hand girl

by loona_ July 19, 2025

right-wing

Pro-evangelicals, pro-believers, high prices, androcentrism, anti-vaccination, homophobia, misogyny, pro-bourgeoisie, nazism, fascism, islamism, capitalism, militarism, economic liberalism, neoliberalism, olavism, liberation of rifles, denialism, death penalty, privatization, conservatism, masculinism/mgtow/redpill, machism, religious fanaticism, flat earthism, evangelical supremacy, sexual abstinence, heterosexism, supremacy of entrepreneurs, supremacy of agribusiness, supremacy of the rich, supremacy of profit, supremacy of criminals who are military or police , military supremacy, male supremacy, heterosexual supremacy, weaponry with grenade, white supremacy and chloroquine.

I hate right-wing.

by Willez May 22, 2023