one eyed snake

Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!

Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!

by HomelessWizzard August 7, 2022

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snake spiral

WE ARE SPIRALING TODAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

HOP ON SNAKE SPIRAL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

by the spiraler August 16, 2023

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Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021

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snaked

When a person who is far greater than another person does something to them to achieve a mischevious out come. Usually followed by a hooked finger swinging happily and the person who was snaked, saying "You totally snaked my ass"

Dave finds a live snake on the ground while camping in the woods. He then takes the snake and throws it on his gf. She screams aloud "ekkkkkk" "get the flipping thing out of my hair". Dave smiling and dancing says "sssssssnaked!" Wildly swinging a hooked finger in a swooshing motion. Then the gf says, "You totally snaked my ass"

Second example
After his gf fell to sleep in the truck, dave slammed on the breaks of his truck while screaming wildly along side of the rest of the passengers in the car to try and startle his gf. The people go "ahhhhhhhh!" and the gf goes "AHHHHHHHHH!" wildly looking ahead with a look of death on her face. Then dave says, "snaked yet again!"
"whammt, on you"

by dave (the man) marsh November 14, 2006

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