I Quit This Bitch

A turn of phrase coined by Inetta the Mood-Setter, a part-time DJ from WBLX-FM 92.9. After being treated like crap by the radio station and people at the station for years and then getting a shit raise, she quit on the air. She refused to take it anymore and said on air: "I QUIT THIS BITCH!"

It is a term generally used to show extreme disgruntlement with a work position or used more casually at the end of the work day to denote that you are not working anymore after that point.

After being forced to work 70 hours a week with no overtime and no hope of compensation or recognition, Bob walked into his bosses office, flipped him the bird and said: "I quit this bitch!"

What? It's 4:30? I quit this bitch!

by Haar March 20, 2008

I have no recollection

Typically invoked by governmental officials during sworn testimony to the U.S. Congress to deny potentially damaging -- politically and/or criminally -- behavior.

From the 1994 film "Clear and Present Danger" starring Harrison Ford:

Jack Ryan: Who authorized this?
Robert Ritter: I'm sure they'll ask you that.
Jack Ryan: Who authorized it?
Robert Ritter: I have no recollection, Senator

by LetsGoOakland April 4, 2007

I shit you not

The expression means I am being honest.

john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not

by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005

I cut for you

If you cut for a person you feel them, you almost love them..i;e This slang originated in Texas and has spread across the dirty "I cut for you!"

"I cut for you you tough ma!" "Nah, I don't much cut for her."

by Shine Pickens September 5, 2007

I don't even..

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.

...What the fuck... I don't even...

by sir3n April 3, 2011

I Do Declare

Generally an exclamatory phrase which asserts/affirms the truth of a previous or forthcoming statement. Often associated with the vernacular of the American south.

Well I do declare! My man done ate fifteen hot dogs in under a minute!

Hey! Isn't that Old Bill Mcsmithers? I do declare!

by red5xx July 17, 2010

I Love You

The sweetest thing one person can tell another. Should only be said if meant.

Person One:I love you.

Person Two: I love you too.

Person One: I mean it.

Person Two: You made my day.

by Chel-Cee May 4, 2009