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horse porn

that random fucking shit my uncle sent me involving two horses fucking each other. i also saw my boyfriend watching it.
jim likes watching horses fuck.

its called HORSE PORN you motherfucker
by peepeefart137293829 June 14, 2021
mugGet the horse pornmug.

horse taint

the person of which whom you are sometimes also referred to as a BIRD
"that guy is being a total bird", "No!, a horse taint"
by Pissingonbabyturtles February 18, 2021
mugGet the horse taintmug.

I'm gonna take my horse

To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride (Kio, Kio) 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't nobody tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to that old town road
by darkclaw wolfgod November 20, 2021
mugGet the I'm gonna take my horsemug.

Lightning the horse

My fucking dumb ass horse who can’t be asked to come to me in red dead
Lightning the horse is a special horse called lightning
by Archie.413 December 24, 2020
mugGet the Lightning the horsemug.
You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.
You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2022
mugGet the You can't take a horse to watermug.

Horse face

The definition of a face on which looks like the back ass end of a horse
When horse face speaks, I am reminded that I am talking to someone who looks like a horse
by Borderline stark November 13, 2020
mugGet the Horse facemug.

horsing

yo dat nigga playing around , he dead horsing
by jahskiooo December 4, 2024
mugGet the horsingmug.

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