Cowboy hat

A certain type of hat that is wore by people who want to be fucked in the asshole

That gay dude over there just put on a cowboy hat

by Cowboysteve January 15, 2023

TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

cat in the hat

something that looks attractive and tempting but in the end will only bring a negative result.

"that looks like a cat in the hat.. watch out!"

by ghostman95 January 25, 2023

Hat

It is a hat, you put it on your head.

Person one: (you) "What is a hat?"
Person two: (me) "Why did you ask that question, you know what a fucking hat is."

by Baron von wimmerschnitzel January 30, 2023

green hard hat

People that wears green hard had are usualy better than there blue hard hat coworkers .

My favorite coworker wears a green hard hat

by Scsmagikarp February 14, 2023