Fortnite

A FUCKING TRASH GAME THAT PEOPLE PLAY TO BE COOL

U r dum u play fortnite

by Sick_anti_vax_kid June 15, 2019

Fortnite

A game developed by non-epic games that causes certain players to contract ligma

Fortnite is shit.

by Fuckingdictionarialgenius June 20, 2019

Fortnite

A 100PVP player BR where the population consist mostly of horny 12 year olds. If these so called 12 year olds meet a girl playing this game, they go crazy and try to impress her with '90s and their "5000" wins, even though the girl doesn't care and she just wants to play the game. Sometimes,vat the end of a match, the boy will ask the girl if she could be his girlfriend. The girl gets confused and her immediate response will most likely be no, leaving the boy devestated. The girl shrugs it off and tries to continue playing the game.

Boy: Hey are you a boy or a girl?
Girl: A girl...
Boy: Oh my God, you are? Well, I have like, 5000 wins, so I'm almost as good as Ninja! My '90s are also super smooth and fast.
Girl: Ok?
Boy: So how old are you?
Girl: I'm 12.
Boy: Wow! Me too!
Girl: Cool, I guess
<Plays game>
Girl and Boy Die))
Boy: Wow good match!
Girl: Yeah it was fine I guess. ((Insert awkward moment of silence here))
Boy: Hey, so do you want to be my Fortnite girlfriend?

Girl: Uh, sorry no. I just met you

Boy: Oh, it's fine.. I was just wondering... (Pretends to cry)
Girl: Uhh, well, have a good day/night I guess.
Boy: (pretend sobbing at this point) Ok, bye honey have a great life!

Both Leave Game.

And that, my friends, is a perfect represent action of Fortnite.

-Cuti Cakes

by Cuti Cakes June 20, 2019

Fortnite

Cancer

Timmy died while playing Fortnite

by Minecraft player 69 420 September 16, 2019

Fortnite

A game that made me lose faith in humanity

Teacher : Who Likes Fortnite?
Autistic kids : WE DO !
Autistic kids : WE LIKE FORTNITE ! WE LIKE FORTNITE ! WE LIKE FORTNITE !

by Healthy MCnuggets September 17, 2019

Fortnite

Cancer. It's just cancer dude.

"If i control Rewind, I want Fortnite and Marques Brownlee," said Will Smith, not knowing that he has just made the world's worst YouTube Rewind of all time.

by BuyMyCram37 September 17, 2019

Fortnite

A very shitty game that if you play it, you are either bored out of your mind or are a James Charles fanboy. Most of the time, if you play Fortnite, and sweat all day, you will most likely to turn out to be a virgin.

"Man, I ain't getting any head, but Fortnite is just too good."

by Mike Hunturtz September 17, 2019