A beautiful women who wears headphones to study or listen to you. She loves sicko lode and can cheer up anyone’s day.
by Jaspergolan February 12, 2023
Get the Dylan Gorringemug. Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
by aah2003 April 16, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by ilovemichaelmajerski April 7, 2022
Get the Dylan Riskinmug. by mega_gay_priest June 20, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is a guy with a big brain upstairs. He has the sweetest smile and a kind heart. He's a giant geek, and reminds me of Geek Charming! He has a cat mouth, and looks like Seito Kaiba! He's a size 11 shoe, and bro is definitely packing downstairs. He's a great friend and even better partner; he's smart too. But he's super shy.
by Waifu!~ June 19, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan’s are typically great guys who definitely pack some extra hog. They’re funny and make for great company, but sometimes they’re stubborn and golf shitty courses 100s of miles from anything convenient. They’re also pretty bad at knockout city but with a little more practice they’ll one day be as good as people named Jake.
by Las colians sucks August 18, 2022
Get the Dylanmug.