December 31

if you were born on december 31 your a jerk

you: its my birthday!!
me: december 31?
you:yes!
me: no wonder your a jerk!

by literal genius January 7, 2021

December 3rd

give someone your sweater or else their breath is gonna be their last./hj🙂 WHY WOULD YOU EVER KISS MEEEE IM NOT EVEN HALF AS PRETTTYYYY😭😭😭😭

it’s December 3rd I need to give my crush my sweater.

by wooper December 3, 2021

December 16

Whoever is born on December 16th is a complete crackhead that likes to laugh with her friends more then anything, is a hella bad student,and has ADHD

PERSON #1 broooo it’s December 16th
PERSON #2 bro it’s jacks birthday he is such a crackhead

by Damn I’m hungry November 10, 2019

December 6th

The day that Sebastion asks out Justus via Urban Dictionary

Sebastion:Hey justus isnt today December 6th?
Justus:Yeah why?
Sebastion:Look at the Urban Dictionary definition.

by Sebby boii December 5, 2019

December 11

Ditch day since no one decided to ditch on the other day

“Hey bro why weren’t you at school today”
“It’s December 11 dude”
Oh oh alright

by 209retard December 8, 2019

December 13

Annual Gay Day, the day where you can be gay all day and not judged.

Man, December 13th, that was Gay

by gayday December 15, 2019

destroy december

When you masturbate a certain amount of times according to the day during the month of December. Also a slight reward for participating in no nut November.

Dom: have you heard of Destroy December?
Joe: nah man what is it?
Dom: when you beat your meat the amount of times according to what day it is.
Joe: awesome I’m going to go so hard in December now!
Dom: shut the fuck up you have a vagina you bitch

by FuckMeInTheAssAndCallMeJerry November 22, 2017