cunt punt

When a guy kicks the cunt as if punting a football (or just kicking). Getting the female back for punting him in the balls.

"dude, you got kicked in the nuts, even the playing feild and cunt punt her ass."

by "Big" Mike September 5, 2008

Thunder Cunt

A thunder cunt is when a female has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thigh making a very low frequency sound similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants can hear it from miles away.
An example of a woman with a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser

Steve, how could you ever make love to that Thunder Cunt beast?!

by Messy Tessie Torres March 16, 2009

joe cunt

A Derogetory term used to describe a person whom you dislike(1). It can also be used as an agressive manner of addressing someone (2)

(1)
Person 1 - Who the fucks knocked our bins over?.

Person 2 - I think it was joe cunt next door joe cunt next door!.

(2) "How, Joe Cunt, what the fuck are ye lookin at?!?"

by Mr. Wogg December 30, 2006

Cunt tiger

A guy that hunts for girls all the time, always searching for a new girl to screw. That guy that will hit on any girl as long as they've got themselves a snatch. The one at parties that tells stories about how he loves his poor sick grandma.

That guy down the hall is a complete cunt tiger. Hooked up with me and texted my friend the next day. Now he's sitting in the bushes in the park watching girls.

by brilliantbitch October 5, 2009

Cheesy Cunt.

A unsanitary vagina, one which smells like rotten cheese.
Scaby and filthy.

Man that prostitute had a cheesy cunt.

by Blue Cheese cunt February 18, 2011

un-cunted

An emotional state of transcendent anger, often unjustifiable or unexplainable to someone in a reasonable state of mind. Several orders of magnitude worse than being pissed off. Though sometimes seen in men, this condition can most often be seen in women, especially women who experience a sudden, uncomfortable, sour turn of fortune.

When you call that bitch back and tell her she owes another $300, she's gonna come un-cunted. Her cunt is gonna literally fall off of her body, run down here from Ottawa on it's fallopian tubes, jump up and bite you right on your fuckin' neck.

by Digital Sasquatch February 20, 2011

cunt reamer

huge cock, ie enormous penis

i jammed my cunt reamer into her cockpit

by turdlunch October 4, 2005