cheese wacker

A Person who is consistently wacking his cheese.

Cheese wacker:someone who frequently plays with their wang.

Taylor:hey man, how did it go last night with that chick?

Liam:nah man, she was ratty as eh,I ended up fapping myself to sleep.

Taylor:man you are allways wacking your cheese.

Liam:yeah I know. , im such a cheese wacker.

by skuxa February 24, 2015

cheese knife

When you're a larger guy with a smaller girl but you want to be the little spoon. She in turn becomes the cheese knife.

Gary- I know she's 5'6" but sometimes I like being little spoon.
John- so she cheese knifed you

by HogieBearra December 17, 2016

ripped the cheese

It's similar to who cut the cheese which means farted

My friend just ripped the cheese on purpose

by Scruff scruff October 22, 2015

string cheesed

When you creampie someones ass in cold weather.and they sit over your face and push the freezy gel jizz out onto your face resembling string cheeses.

Last night i asked my baby to string cheesed me...and she shit instead!

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

Cheese Ass

When your ass is full of cheese

*wipes ass* Holy shit I think I have cheese ass!

by Shitheed1 May 22, 2019

Shoot The Cheese

Take off, head out, leave

Yeah man, I'm bout to shoot the cheese.

by mxggle October 13, 2019

Chief cheese

Someone that could be the “leader” of Cheese fam. They are the stinkiest of the group

Myles: Alex is so smelly
Hagen: He is totally Chief cheese

by Supergodking September 8, 2019