An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018

While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.
Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless
by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023

"Duuude I'm gonna famous, go check out my Bowl Van Gogh. I don't know where I get my creativity sometimes man."
by The Van Gogh of Bowl Art October 1, 2023

noun - fee-niks bohl
1. When you're so high that you think the bowl is cached, only to find out there are greens at the bottom and repack it.
2. To rise from its ashes in the freshness of youth and smoke through another cycle.
1. When you're so high that you think the bowl is cached, only to find out there are greens at the bottom and repack it.
2. To rise from its ashes in the freshness of youth and smoke through another cycle.
by Aalethorn April 2, 2017

by Hobosoup5 March 18, 2021

The roads In San Antonio are so crazy and weaving that they resemble a pasta bowl hence the San Antonio pasta bowl.
by RPGthegreat February 23, 2019
