Boner Contention

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.

Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?

by Birdcore February 23, 2010

Boner guy

a person in reality or in a video game, that has elite sniping skills. Usually bothers you so much by his sniping and outsnipes you in many different scenerios. The term originated during a game of COD and continues to be used to describe that guy who keeps bothering you with his accurate gay snipes. They always have snipers, no other gun is acceptable to them.

i was playing COD and on a kill streak when so boner guy decided to snipe me with his gun.

by son o britiany555 April 10, 2010

eco-boner

arousal and/or excitement over environmentally friendly ideas and actions

Dude, f%&k HBO, no Entourage till September and no Flight of the Conchords till 09?
-Yeah, get paperless billing and they give you Cinemax for 1 cent.
**Eco-Boner**

by Mazi A May 11, 2008

professional boner

When you deeply admire someone in your profession and want to emulate them.

Did you see Kevin's presentation? I have a massive professional boner from his use of color.

by Blitz66 February 2, 2017

Hair Boner

Those little hairs that just don't go down.

Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!

by doodlebear213 March 6, 2011

boner-fied

Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.

Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.

The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.

by druzel October 5, 2009

boner happy

being joyful in such a way that you are when you touch your penis. <3

i was so boner happy when i listened to adele... i even took off my pants.
OR
i was so boner happy when i got an A+ on my calculus test.

by heather_is_so_sex-y February 7, 2012