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Beans on toast

Beans on toast: One of the worst culinary atrocities of all mankind. Its fuking stupid how could any retard have thought of making this an entire meal. The person who invented Beans on toast should be fuked in the kidneys by 10 gypsies.
Josh is eating Beans on toast again. Josh is gay. Beans on toast is shit.
by Khan Asparuh August 26, 2022
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Bean Grill

The act of either, beating the absolute shit out of your wife, or pleasuring her
by Thegayestchinkintheworld October 22, 2022
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UwU Bean

A person with a soft or gentle personality, commonly depicted making a face similar to an UwU.
Awwww- you’re such a little UwU bean!
by Boss_Bueno January 8, 2022
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Coco Bean

A nickname for someone named Coco. You are very lucky to know a Coco Bean, cuz they’re great listeners, amazing people, and always offer their wisdom (normally for a price, they like to make profits)
Coco Beans typically do not resemble cinnamon rolls, and will add you to their hit list if you claim that they do. They tend to like sweet foods, like brownies, lemon bars, and cookies.
Person one: Wow! coco bean is so nice! And she made some homemade lemon bars!

Person two: Yeah! Coco Bean is an amazing listener too! And she doesn’t resemble a cinnamon roll!
by Swiftly Swag June 24, 2021
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jelly bean

another word for the lesbian sex fetish of licking mushrooms and rubbing the mushrooms on their clit the type of mushroom is usually the ones that grow on the inbetween of hairy sweaty man toes or armpits
hey dude that girl just jelly beaned her self while that other chick sat on her face
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bean-zeusing

to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.
i took an uncommon number of shrooms and suddenly i was bean-zeusing like a bitch!
by mrs meister December 4, 2006
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Bean Storm

whan a man performs oral sex on a woman, and sneezes into her vagina.
You don't have a dusty pussy do you?..... we wouldn't want a category 4 bean storm.
by Meredith & Stephanie October 15, 2008
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