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Long balling

The act of stretching out ones testicles, usually with weights or elastic, to the point of hypersensitivity whereby climax can be reached purely by manipulation of the scrotum. Long balling can also occur in couples or groups. In a couple once sufficient long balling has been achieved the elongated testicles can be placed into the partners anus, true long balling is achieved when both partners place their testicles in one another's anus' simultaneously. In groups long balling is usually used as a form of friendly competition, where each parties stretched scrotum is measured to the group in order to determine who is the better long baller.
Tony: you know anyone else that would be up for a long balling circle?
Ash: I here Bob's a pretty solid long baller. He won last weeks circle out Frankston way.
by TwistNdip June 9, 2013
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Glitter-Balling

When a female is using their toes to juggle a man's nuts while caressing their face with a pillow.
"Man, I was just reading a book the other day, and this bitch started glitter-balling me in the middle of class!"

"Damn, dude. I think you might want to rethink your game plan, homie."
by Glitter-Balla-Holic March 14, 2010
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balls tight

An expression used when something is really cool or awesome.
Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with this really hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Balls tight!
by brrutled July 2, 2011
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Garlic Balls

A term used to describe someone of Italian background. It refers to the Italian's love for garlic.
by Derpington September 13, 2009
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Sweatin' Balls

When one is perspiring an abnormal amount of sweat.
OMG, it's so hot out here! I'm frickin sweatin' balls!
by iSmitThis December 22, 2008
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Les Balls

A severe case of blue balls. The term is derived from LSU football coach Les Miles, who is known for his gutsy and crazy decisions during football games. Normally symptoms include:

Not Giving a fuck about anything.
Taking extreme risks.
Tyler: Dude I totally fucked that disgusting bitch without a condom.

Bryan: You are either a complete moron or you have a bad case of Les Balls.
by LSU337 January 20, 2009
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pond balls

Intensely sweaty testicles.
See word swamp nuts
After running track all day I had a serious case of pond balls.
by James G. November 1, 2003
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