Musical Boner 

When someone sings so well, so much dopamine is released and spread, that it gives either the singer or the audience a boner.

Person one: Dude! did you hear Alice Cooper's Poison on the radio yesterday?
Person two: Hell yeah! I swear I got a Musical boner about halfway through!

Musical Boner by weirdw1232 November 11, 2013

Owner Boner 

When a male dog gets an erection or red rocket because their master is playing with them.

I think your dog has an owner boner!

Owner Boner by Shortbuffalo May 28, 2015

Boxer Brief Boner Broadcast 

Often known as a B.B.B.B. or B4, it's the act of sending a close-up picture of a penis outline, visible through a pair of boxer briefs. The B.B.B.B. is most often sent via a social networking site.

Did you hear about the Boxer Brief Boner Broadcast from Congressman Andrew Weiner? He assumed that ladies wanted to see his penis outline through his boxer briefs. This is one B4 he will surely regret.

Boxer Brief Boner Broadcast by Thants November 28, 2011

power boner 

when someone, specifically a 10 or 11 year old boy get a screaming hard boner from any normal activity that makes him excited

Bill: Yo man that kid needs to chill.
Chuck: Yeah he's got a power boner from doing karate

power boner by big420 December 25, 2009

Arby's boner 

When that annoying thing appears over your head from thinking about Arbys.

*Boing* Yep, I'm thinking Arby's, as you can tell by my Arby's boner.

Arby's boner by Nick47 December 30, 2008

Stoner Boner 

a girl who prefer to bone stoners.

Lauren is such a stoner boner. She always bones the biggest stoners.

Stoner Boner by zofoemeneg November 16, 2010

Useless Boner 

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

Useless Boner by Dustin J White October 22, 2008