Wet biscuits

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole

You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.

by that guy-007 May 11, 2025

Biscuiting

When a female is in a bad mood. When she is inconsolable or otherwise annoyed.

'She ran out of tampons... she's biscuiting'

by Sir Ham of the Wallet July 11, 2023

blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 19, 2023

fuckety fuck biscuits

An negative expression used to communicate extreme irritation or anger.

I’ve forgotten my keys? oh fuckety fuck biscuits, i can’t take this anymore.

by snaxaphone July 30, 2023

Booty Biscuit

A quick, rancid fart

Douglas: I gotta let off a booty biscuit
Mike: Clear the room!

by Themanspam August 4, 2023

Soggy biscuit

A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)

I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.

by biscuit sommelier August 16, 2023

Butter my biscuits

The innocent act of appeasing the love of your life

Well boy howdy you just Butter my biscuits

by HotTamale72 August 27, 2023