Adam Abelman

an ABSOLUTE GOD AT LEAGUE OF MUTHAFUCKIN LEGENDS

yo man that guy is such an Adam Abelman, he knows exactly how to get his laners fed

by ADaminnit October 15, 2023

Adam

Adam is a handsome gentleman and he helps those around him. He LOVES to annoy his besties but most of the time is very kind towards them

-you see him, he’s adam

by Savage hoe hoe February 18, 2019

Paralyzed Adam

Guy who on friends party pissed bed of that friend a spit on his step dad. (This is product of drinking beer and moonshine)

He did Paralyzed Adam on Peters birthday.

by AkatsukiShrek69 April 4, 2021

Adam

A fat, ginger boy with glasses who asks teachers (males) for booty pics

Adam asked sir for a booty pic

by Thebootybeater November 22, 2021

adam

is a gay kid that he get fucked everyday

hi am adam fuck me

by youe mom bitch February 11, 2020

Adam syndrome

Adam Syndrome

Bible states Adam blamed Eve in front of God after they sinned.

Men always blame women.

John: Is your fault!
Mary: There goes your Adam Syndrome.

by "D" Lady April 14, 2019

Adam

He’s someone who makes you feel incredibly safe and makes you think about why it took you so long to be with him. His eyes are incredibly beautiful, like globes of peppermint sphere candies. Their lashes are long and full as if they’re some dark cascading waterfall. Their voice is so mysteriously familiar, you can’t remember where you heard it last, but it feels as if you’ve been cocooned by their love forever. You feel protected, like no storm in this world can strike you, when they’re beside you. You feel extremely powerful, yet extremely weak and vulnerable.

And if you’ve found your Adam, let them go. Because it’s a dream. You can’t find one, for I’ve already found him!

Hey Adam, my head hurts.

by Rabiah Chowdhury August 12, 2023