therapy virgin

Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.

I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.

by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022

Virgin

Me.

My immaginary "friend":Dude,i got laid yesterday! You're never gonna get pussy like me dude.
Me: Like,excuse me for being a virgin.

by LOLCAT24 August 27, 2018

cannabis virgin

person who's never done cannabis

smoke weed? uhm, im a cannabis virgin, i dunno how

by rratmann May 23, 2020

Virgin

Me

I'm a virgin because I have never used my pee pee in my life.

by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021

Virgin Snake

A species of snake with little or no penis.

Jake Paul is a Virgin Snake

by merciivy September 30, 2020

virginity reaper

Sluts who only have sex with virgins who call you mommy

"The virginity reaper has reaped again"

by srahswrld March 7, 2023

Cripple virgin

Adj. a person who has not been crippled

John Doe is a cripple virgin

by Alpharius December 10, 2023