Free Mason

Someone who is gay but thinks they're straight.

Joe is a total free mason. He's slept with half of the football team

by Just Uncle Jay January 22, 2022

Free Will

The state of being outside of an institutionalized environment.

Within the confines of this building your fate is subject to the organization, you won't have the free will to do as you please.

by Dingish June 9, 2024

i is free at last

Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope

Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2023

Free twerk video

The whole month of October anyone can ask anyone for a twerking video and that have to send it without any exceptions.

Hey can u twerk for me it’s free twerk video month

by Heyylmaolol October 5, 2021

free friends

A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!

Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok

Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-

Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜

by Dieg-J April 14, 2023

Frees

When a female is so desperate for sexual relations with a man, she will just give up the pussy for free and you didn’t do a thing for it.

I didn’t even really do anything crazy and that hoe gave me some Frees.

by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020

Free Peta

A saying you use when Peta isn't allowed to be with his mates

- Where is Peta it's game day

- He's with his girlfriend

- Ffs man, Free Peta

by Gamemaster1337 October 11, 2022