Ben Traill Syndrome

When someone with commitment issues finds themselves only crushing on “real” but unobtainable guys (i.e someone they met on vacation or a minor celebrity). Results are magnified if said guy plays the guitar.

After my recent breakup, my Ben Traill Syndrome began to flare back up.

by Alice_27 June 24, 2022

Ben is fucking Broke

Holy shit ben is so fucking broke. I need to go pick up his food stamps because he's so fucking broke. Oh my god he's broke as FUCK.

Ben is fucking broke bro. Hes going to fetch water from the well.

by FuckULiam July 31, 2021

Ben Catch-a-pole

A lanky farting bag of bones that think he's all it

'God you're an arrogant twat, you're such a Ben catch-a-pole'

by Yeahcool May 7, 2018

The Ben Goodman Effect

The effect that explains all racism

Why are institutions racist, because of the Ben Goodman Effect

by Ben Goodman AKA Ray Rice April 28, 2021

Ben & Bourke's Beers

The most valuable insight into the technicalities of the beer industry, from popular global beers to small time local crafties, these blokes try it all! @ben.n.bourkes.beers have got you covered!

"Yeah mate, ben & bourkes beers is the *only* way I can figure out what beer I try next, you have to check them out."

"Fuck yeah mate ben & bourke's beers set me up with the perfect lager for my 17 year old niece's birthday party;))"

by ReliableGentleman October 25, 2020

The Chunky Ben Shuffle

Also know as the 'Chunky Ben Two-Step' or the 'Double Chunk' to those more familiar with the dance. The dance was invented by Brandon, "Chunky Ben" Bennett.

The dance is as follows:

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money back in
Now shake ‘em

Put the money in the bowel
Take the money back out
Put the money in the bowel
Now smack it (Rotate to the left)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)

Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
Rock it back and forth
And smack it (rotate to the right)
(Repeat)

The chunky Ben two step/Chunky Shuffle/ Double Chunk also means to have sex, or 'get it on.'

Hey man, get your girlfriend and do The Chunky Ben Shuffle all night long.
My nieghbors will be pissed.

by Periord_Five_Lunch_For_Life January 25, 2011

Ur Ben Lesbian

When your friend named "Ben" is being an utter asshole so you begin to insult him and through your rage you come up with "Ur Ben lesbian."

Congratulations
Ur Ben Lesbian

Fucking universe explodes

by Sadistic Asshole May 17, 2018