The horny day

24th of November is the big horny day

"it might be no nut November but ima act as horny as possible because its the horny day

by poggggggger_champpppp November 23, 2020

national neice day

niece
/nēs/

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noun
noun: niece; plural noun: nieces
a daughter of one's brother or sister, or of one's brother-in-law or sister-in-law.

hey , have you thought about having me a neice yet. you know national neice day is november 24th ?

nah i haven’t thought about having a neice yet

by avionna mae November 24, 2021

Suck Classic Off Day

Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)

Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''

by Rick Fork November 6, 2024

National vans day

National vans day Is March 8th so wear your vans which are shoes

National vans day is on March the 8th so wear your vans!!

by Cabella and Shanna March 9, 2019

National Masturbation day

A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th

"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"

"cool"

by Glizzy_lizzy September 12, 2022

National Huntting Day

On this day you eat applesauce and shart yourself in bed.

“Are you guys participating in national huntting day? I am”

by buntings fart November 25, 2021

A four horse day

A four horse day could mean a couple things, depending on who is speaking.

For example, it could mean:
"It's a very busy day at work"
Or
"It's nice to have so much free time to ride my horses"

A popular saying in the 20's, it had disappeared for several decades but has been making a comeback in recent years.

I can come out for one more, but I've got a four horse day tomorrow so I want to hit the hay before too late.

Man, I've been working so hard lately, can't wait for Sunday, it'll be a real four horse day!

by AmateurJuggler February 18, 2024