doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

Silly Willy

Lighter pseudo insult towards someone doing something stupid or nonsensical
Whatever your perverted mind can conjure up with the wet willy dry willy ear inserters.

Oh no you don't put it in there you silly willy!
Imma give you a silly willy babe

by Mr. fuck get me out of here June 7, 2018

Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.

1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!

by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021

willy wiper

a term used for a person who wipes willies for a living. also used as an insult.

"ugh, that boy is such a willy wiper!"

by uh oh stinkyyy October 15, 2019

Chilly Willy

When you put air duster upside down and blow it on your cock.

last night i did the chilly willy.

by TheOnlyTrueCoco October 31, 2020

Willis MONKE

a willis monke is a mega hot dude who pulls all women, men, and objects. Has huge cock. Is a white and loves women and is not gay. All women want him and always want his snap. Women surround him.

your such a willis MONKE

by WILLIS MONKEYYYYYY June 9, 2022