The year was 2036, and America(the United States) had yet to see a president as good as Theodore Roosevelt. Until 2038, when Thomas Drenth, of age 33, he announced his candidacy. He would go down as he most important, and best president in all of history. He abolished the deficit, and helped create the first actual mars colony. He was, and is to this day is the most influential and most amazing president.
by TTPuffPuff May 20, 2019
Example: Thomas Nightcore is such an epic creator. He uploads daily and truly cares about his viewership. His C# is pretty advanced too
by FelixTheMelix February 12, 2022
Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.
by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025
Has a massive Cock, loads of friends, unable to have a relationship, however, will have a lot of sex when older (17 and onwards)
by Dr Read March 26, 2022
by Hazzagriff August 16, 2019
Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
by GoldenOreo February 20, 2025
Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017