Tom

Huge knob which the ladies call a Chinese dragon. Makes dem hoes purr like cats. Bitches = fucked. Will make a girl drown in her own wet and a boy so sticky they get stuck to their bed sheets.

Girl 1: Aaaa why am I so wet
Girl 2: Tom's came into the room
Girl 1: That makes sense
Boy: I'm drowning in my own sperm

Aaaa I'm Tomming everywhere!

by xxTommyBaexx February 14, 2017

tom

absolutely perfect. he’s goofy and funny and says stuff like hey boss and sorry in an accent. he’s super funny and does silly voices. he’s awkward yeah but it’s cute. he’s super smart, really good at math, and he can be quiet but once you get him to open up, he’s just so open

tom is so cute! i’m so lucky i know him

by iwishicouldtelluhowifeel October 6, 2020

Turkey Tom

A YouTuber that makes documentary-adjacent videos about the downfalls of shitty people.

"Do you know Chris Chan?"

"Oh yeah a saw a Turkey Tom video about him"

by Untaken name October 29, 2023

Tom Moment

when you tell a joke but nobody laughs, it’s called a ‘Tom Moment’

Why is 8 scared of 7?
because 7 8 9
-‘such a Tom Moment!’

by TomAstley5 February 14, 2021

Tom

The name of someone who usually has a cum filled bum. Can be shortened to cumbum

Tom is a cumbum

by Cumbum123 November 27, 2020

Two Tone Tom

Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.

“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”

by coopertone July 16, 2022

tom

Guarded and protective to avoid disappointment

Tom equals

by Me only me April 18, 2018