Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.
by QTheIceCreamMan February 24, 2018
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nigga biscuit

noun
an easy task that can be performed without any stress.

can be used in replacement for "piece of cake".
Beating that dude was a nigga biscuit.
by urgengga February 01, 2023
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Biscuit Cushion

when you lean against one cushion whilst hugging another, thus becoming the filling in between two 'biscuit' cushions.
Don't start the film yet, I just need to biscuit cushion
by Doška March 13, 2024
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Wet Biscuit

"Hey guys I'm kinda feelin' like a wet biscuit."
by Doota 69 October 11, 2020
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Wet biscuits

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole
You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.
by that guy-007 May 12, 2025
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fuck a biscuit

Fuck a biscuit is what you say when you've been to too damn many Waffle Houses over a period of stay in the American South.
We been on this tour bus since Williamsburg, last date in Shreveport. I been eating grits and waffles and all kinds of pork all summer. To hell with a collard green and fuck a biscuit.
by Highsmith March 09, 2019
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