You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.
by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014
Get the steamboat saladmug. When your penis is so dirty and unwashed, that the stench starts to resemble the smell of old ranch dressing and/or a rancid salad
"My water has been shut off for weeks man and I haven't been able to shower, and now I got Salad Dick so bad, my girlfriend doesn't even wanna hang out anymore because of the smell!"
by DuckMcquackers August 2, 2019
Get the Salad Dickmug. by sretaw, trebor August 27, 2022
Get the valid saladmug. Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."
Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"
Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"
by iitzjiinxed March 28, 2023
Get the Sex Saladmug. I have a bowl of TX potato salad!
by Boss Lady08 September 9, 2018
Get the TX Potato Saladmug. Marigold barged into her daughters room, she asked if she was horny, she said "what?". She began to strip Jules and rubbed her vagina into her's. The two scissored for a while, but then tthey both seemed to touch eachothers G-Spot, "Oh, Faster" Jules said. Marigold was also cumming. The white slippery cum came out of Jules tattoed vagina, but then Midas walked in, he was instantly aroused, then they had a threesome with their daughter, sweet home Marigolds Saladabama!
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 26, 2022
Get the Marigolds Saladmug. by avethegoat June 25, 2022
Get the Ceaser Saladmug.