Jacob

Jacobs are a weird type of breed of human, they tend to have a sexual attraction to spice and life their life on it. A Jacob tends to have underboob fetishes and like to touch girls underboobs. Jacobs are also very determined and are sexy beasts.

Ethan: Yoo Jacob is whack fam, he be packin those spices tho he a spice master fr.

Nick: ah fr tho spiceeeeeee

by Nick P from Hamilton ON October 31, 2019

Jacob

Now that I’ve got your attention. HELP!!! IVE SOMEHOW BEEN SUCKED INTO THIS WEBSITE AND MY PHYSICAL AND MENTAL EXISTENCE IS STUCK INSIDE URBANDICTIONARY.COM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!

Hey Jacob… YOURE STUCK IN A FUCKING COMPUTER VIA URBANDICTIONARY

by HELPTHEBOY November 23, 2021

Jacob

An owner operator who is always broke down

That Jacob is always in the shop

by Our guy September 23, 2021

Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.

Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.

by GBL116 June 4, 2018

Jacob

A cheating cunt and an asshole no cap. He's a snake.

Ayo Jacob is thicc

by JacòœB March 22, 2020

Jacob

The act of being the biggest lovable noob that loves to make coffee in the morning.

Fiance: I think I'll make coffee this morning instead of getting dutch bros
Me: ugh, you're being such a Jacob.

by Lovescovfefe87 April 13, 2021

jacob

a drop-dead handsome guy who every girl wants. he only has eyes for his girl which makes him the most loyal and kindhearted individual anyone would ever meet. his gorgeous eyes and kind smile light up a room which causes everyone to stop and stare. his girl knows just
how good looking he is and must worry constantly about other girls and guys trying to get at him.

elena: omg did you see jacob.. i think i just fell in love
megan: omg ikr. ! too bad he has a girlfriend and he wont even consider cheating on her..

by hisgirl69 November 21, 2021