Brian is a boy who has the biggest balls

Poetic (alternative of ‘biggest bollocks boy’) (for the /b/ sound). Also a tongue twister.

Brian is a boy who has the biggest balls in the world so many people called him ‘biggest bollocks boy’.

by marcotoa January 18, 2025

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Girls who eat carrots

Similar to a blowjob. Taken from Louis Tomlinson

Bob: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
Suzi: “Let’s blow out of here!”

by DisabledDannyDoom January 25, 2025

lesbians who floss

lesbians who go down on each other despite being unshaven

"And then lesbians...these are the 1960s-style lesbians, which you may or may not be familiar with. They differ a little bit from the modern versions in that they never had to buy dental floss." ~ a review of Argentinian sexploitation horror film "The Curious Dr. Humpp"

Not only do lesbians who floss save on dental floss. They also save on shaving cream.

by WhatwasIsaying January 28, 2025

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.

I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.

by Zizix123 February 4, 2025

stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now

You

‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025