JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud

Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”

by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021

January

the most dry month ever aside from being the year that leads to a new year.

person 1: god i don't like january

person 2: yEaH bUt WhAT aBoUt nEw YeAr's

person 1: look at that

*tumbleweed flys by*

by rk092 January 15, 2024

No hentai january

After no nut November the real deal is here. Hentai which stays for Non real porn such as anime, cartoons ETC. In january watching hentai is prohibited with jesuses premission. You get 1 pass everytime someone posts An Hentai GIF that is someone you have no connection.

Simp:yoo should we watch hentai together

Simp’s girlfriend: eyoo its no hentai january

by Greenwhatsyourproblem February 15, 2020

January 17th

National Bully Every Gavin Day

Man I can't wait for January 17th this year, I'm going to bully Gavin.

by shelfBOOK49 October 13, 2021

January 3rd

There is nothing on this day soo imma make it national slide up or dm your crush day

You: *sees crush posts*
Also you: its January 3rd i should tell her how I feel

by Doritojahofficial November 23, 2021

January 22th

Only people with big dick and heart are born on January 22th.

January 22th = huge dick+ huge heart

by Fanuwula January 15, 2022

January 12th

national kiss a black straight hair 5'6 lonely kpop obsessed plant killer plushie lover clean depressed Asian day

DAMN IT'S JANUARY 12th. Time to go give that smexy lady tien a kiss

by Not depressed kiss kiss December 31, 2021