Golden Razor

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, except for whenever it benefits them."

A variant of Hanlon's Razor

1: This game is a fucking scam.
2: Hanlon's Razor, dude. The devs are just incompetent.
1: No, Golden Razor. They've made a *lot* of money and NO progress. This is intentional.

by Terkan June 03, 2021

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Done me a golden

The art of doing a favour and recieving nothing in return

Ah Cheers for covering that shift stu you've done me a golden

by Big grizz127 November 22, 2023

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Brown Eye Golden Dragon

(Phrase): When someone Chunder Dragons while simultaneously giving a Golden Shower and a Cleveland Steamer.

“Damn, me and Stacy got wild last night and I attempted the rare Brown Eye Golden Dragon on her.”

by Biganimedaddy November 28, 2023

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golden Bandaid

A golden bandaid is someone or something who just looks good on the outside but is fake and has something bad or dark underneath

“ I love Justin Timberlake”
“Girl, get over him he is just good on the outside, like a golden bandaid”

by Ched in bed 101 February 21, 2024

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the golden ticket

Louisiana term used to describe a person that believes that they have the key to success that can drastically change their life and/or people around them

It can be business wise, academic, social media, athletics etc.

However many people think they are the golden ticket but you need actual success in order to actually be it.

I can’t lie to you son that man Alex is really the golden ticket, he’s got 12 offers as a sophomore I think he’s going to the league.

I’m not gonna lie you are not the golden ticket you swear you’re next up but it’s been 7 years and none of your songs have blown up.

by ShopKip November 25, 2023

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