Golden Doodle

Someone with a horrible microphone in a call causing a crispy feedback.

*calls*
Them: how are you?

Me: DANG! You’re mic is horrible you golden doodle!

by Lolalovescock February 21, 2021

Golden cheese cookie

The sexiest woman to ever live

I love golden cheese cookie awooga

by GoldenScientist July 22, 2025

Golden Wheelbarrow

A sexual position where the man holds the womans ankles whilst entering her from behind. After climax the man urinates onto her back.

I gave my girl the golden wheelbarrow.
If she's into wet and wild giver her the golden wheelbarrow.

by greasypete October 14, 2022

Golden-Ruleism

A form of Voluntaryism or Voluntarism. The idea of Golden-Ruleism is that all transactions and interactions must be voluntary. Golden-Ruleism believes that a government can be voluntary, only holding up the popular moral principle "The Golden Rule". If you treat someone how you wouldn't want to be treated, or more specifically, how the majority of people want to be treated (This is to specify for people who don't understand how other people feel or hate themselves), the government holds this as illegal and can detain you. This relates to Voluntaryism because of the idea of being detained is fine, as long as the wrongdoer used coercion intentionally on another person. Golden-Ruleism just specifies that rather than blatantly saying "Voluntary actions", laws must be made based on whether the majority of people would like the same thing so happen to them.

The ideology of Golden-Ruleism is the backbone of a majority of governments, and is the only necessary restriction of human ability and action.

Golden-Ruleism is a useless daydream, never to be achieved.

by TheVoluntaryRadical February 11, 2023

Golden Klondike

The act of a butch lesbian urinating in someone’s butthole.

Can you believe that Cameron had Rhonda piss in his butt?

Hell yeah man, who doesn’t love a good Golden Klondike?

by PeakingWhiteRabbit January 25, 2024

Nico Golden

a person who is a fucking simp

“wow look at that fucking nico golden”

by gaybejohnson October 19, 2019

damien golden

Over zealous macho boy, Usually trying to make up for lacking in the trouser department due to the fact he has smaller than average feet. Usually has fat ankles. Easily falls head over heels in love with himself as he spends so much time staring in the mirror. Your so vain I bet you think this song is about you....

damien golden: I'm an ANIMAL!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!

by darkknight11111111111111 November 5, 2013