Cuddle fucker

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.

Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!

by Lobizzle October 8, 2018

Fucker!

When one is injured, drops something ect. They yell fucker istead of screaming.

PERSON 1: *drops plate*
PLATE: *breaks*
PERSON 1: FUCKER!

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

Tit Fucker

A stupid person that has no brains.
A dumb ass.

When your buddy does something stupid "You shouldn't have done that tit fucker."

by coyotecotton June 9, 2022

fucker

somebody that is pissing you off

me:that 5 year old stole my ice cream, what a fucker.

by ttv/fuckingfaggotsdie November 24, 2020

You bitch ass mother fucker

When someone did someone to or about you that you find does bad in your name

(Hailey makes a urban dictionary definition about me)
Me “You bitch ass mother fucker”

by Fuck-you-Hailey December 28, 2023

Gun Fucker

n. Gun owner who is also a fan of the Girls Frontline franchise of games. Usually found posting GFL content in response to a gun control advocate who has failed to make any compelling argument, going "Fuck your guns!"

"Fuck your guns!"

"Yep, certified gun fucker here, guess I'll have to put up with SPAS-12 and S-ACR pregnant at the same time again."

by HiroProX January 1, 2025

Droopy the drowsy fucker

Droopy, a drowsy fuck who goes to work and picks up a call of a customer, mid way through chat, he says I will be right back and falls asleep in his chair,

Droopy mate! Droopy!!!, He said hes gone to work, *bed* "Droopy the drowsy fucker"

by A person of some type... November 24, 2016