Pothead Syndrome

Someone who talks about everything the instant it comes into their heads.

Busy working...

8:49:54 PM CDT Jordan: there's a lot of strippers in this movie
8:50:08 PM CDT Micah Williamson: super!

6 minutes later. Busy working...

8:56:30 PM CDT Jordan: you know who jesse jane is?
8:56:38 PM CDT Micah Williamson: no
8:56:44 PM CDT Jordan: she's a pornstar
8:56:47 PM CDT Jordan: in the movie too
8:57:47 PM CDT Micah Williamson: has anyone ever told you that you have pothead syndrome?

by GroogFish April 27, 2011

Alice Syndrome

Alice in Wonderland Syndrome. Females who refuse to mature into adulthood. In early illustrations Alice wore mary janes and babydoll dress. Alice also had a kitten. In the opening sequence Alice is a daydreamer under the care of her older sister for the afternoon. The mature sister serves as a stark contrast and womanly example for Alice and for those with the syndrome. The story is basically her desire to eat sweets under a tree while talking to her cat all day.

Headbands, bangs, mary jane shoes, glitter on sweaters, pleated skirts, candy stash in purse, scrapbooking by candle light, taking naps, talking or singing to yourself for extended periods of time, hello kitty everything, colouring, glitter pens or pens with those fluffy things at the top, wearing kids' backpacks, heavily favouring Disney movies/movies with elaborate old-timey costumes/movies with singing and dancing, playing in make up for hours on end with emphasis on the colours pink, purple or glitter, cat stroking, majoring in English, etc. are all symptoms of this debilitating disease.

Alexa Chung has Alice Syndrome.

by DrPepperChapstick January 19, 2014

Brown's Syndrome

The exhausting, maddening feeling when you're stranded at home waiting for the UPS guy to deliver your package. Symptoms include dozing off, hearing phantom diesel engines, restlessness, and a constant fear of leaving your waiting spot lest the UPS truck roll by while you're gone.

A: "Hey, B, you seem stressed out. Why don't you get out of the house and come see a movie with us?"
B: "I can't. I'm waiting for UPS to deliver a package, and it's giving me some serious Brown's Syndrome."

by EnchantedPeanut July 11, 2011

assholeberger's syndrome

a newly discovered syndrome where a person, usually an obnoxious male, shares similar symptoms to asperger's but lacks intelligence altogether, let alone more pronounced intelligence, canceling out the possibility of asperger's syndrome altogether; antisocial, negative, critical, asshole-type behavior

Joze Bollzineurazz: Dude, your father's a stupid prick. I think he's got asperger's syndrome.

James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.

Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.

James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.

Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.

James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.

by One cool motherfucker I am January 1, 2011

Murph Syndrome

Murph Syndrome is an example of a naturally occurring deficiency in self-confidence. It is characterised by a total failure to convert opportunities that present themselves to you. The only cure is encouragement from friends, and even then sufferers will never attain the levels of conversion achieved by non-sufferers. Sufferers can experience outbreaks of the syndrome in numerous spheres - however it most commonly occurs when propositioning the opposite sex. Murph syndrome sufferers are often outwardly confident, some even arrogant, however sufferers lose this in the heat of the moment.

Dude 1: Hey man, you know you took that girl for coffee yesterday, how'd it go?

Dude 2: Well I was gonna kiss her but my Murph Syndrome struck and all I got was a peck on the cheek

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Football commentator: He's on the ball, baring down on goal, but oh no! What's this? Murph Syndrome has hit him at the worst possible time and he has passed it back to his own goalkeeper!

by Balls deep polak May 30, 2011

sarcrette syndrome

Rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with the exclamation of involuntary inappropriate and/or derogatory sarcastic remarks.

That dude must have sarcrette syndrome. He can't control his unpredictable sarcastic remarks.

by cantolino January 14, 2010

Baboon Syndrome

An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.

1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.

2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!

by HardenThicke December 3, 2009