Slippery Sleeve Slap

After having sex with a partner with a condom, poke holes in the tip and slap your friend across the face, this completing the slippery sleeve slap

"Yo, I slippery sleeve slapped Derek last night and it went everywhere"

by Krillbait March 28, 2021

Slip n go

When you've started showering but then get the need to shit so you step out mid shower and very slipperly sit on the throne. It's a wipe free situation as you will rejoin the shower just after... one of life's sweetest treats

F: can I get in the bathroom
M:Sorry hun, gimme t mins
F: why? Your in the shower
M: yeah that taco got the best of me so I've had to take a tactical slip n go. I'll be back in the shower in 3 mins

by Slipngo April 1, 2021

slippery toothbrush

when you shove an electric toothbrush up your ass and it gets stuck

Jake: oh man i pulled a slippery toothbrush last night

Josh: what the fuck

by scratcher of balls April 10, 2021

Slip-n-slide

Having sex right after a shower when still wet.

My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.

by LuluBleu April 10, 2021

Slippermæn

An invention of terror and trouble, many leggéd creatures who wear large tweed and tartan Slippers. They Carpet Crawl along sniggering and gargling quietly creating minor acts of terrorism. Beware them...

Beware the Slippy, Slippy Slippermæn before they SlipSlip you...

by Gravid Crispthrottle April 18, 2021

Shlip

When you have so much drip, that simply just saying 'drip' isn't enough to describe yourself.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh jonathan poggers has that shlip!

by Shladimus May 12, 2021

Selipnir

A dude with a monster dong who is mediocre at Bloodborne.

Did you see Selipnir in the locker room? That thing was banging around everywhere. After he toweled off he went and did a quick Bloodborne speedrun.
So anyways my girl left me for a Selipnir. Third one. Wanna get drunk and cry about our tiny peckers?

by Gullveig May 23, 2021