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Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
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Crazy Sexy

Adventureous, courageous, out there while being sexy.
TuTu, you're a crazy sexy mofo for biking your ass from Ohio to Tennessee.
by HeyQueen January 10, 2021
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Sexy fallen angel

He's so hawt
by DJ Juan nutella March 20, 2017
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Sexy ahh Luke

A sexy man named Luke who is addicted to a game called lust goddess
Hey sexy ahh Luke do you want to edge on top of a sigma building?
by ScorchX0 February 3, 2025
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Fahra Sexy Mama!

some retard on urban dictionary who thinks abdurrehman is a gay cunt Gandu name. Fam listen u dumass nigga ur actually wack and u really do have no brain bro go suck sum dick u goof
"Whos that ugly hobo?"
"fam yak thats that lover Fahra Sexy Mama! innit
by abdur yak November 22, 2021
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born sexy yesterday

A movie trope in which a female character has a child-like innocence, naivety, or intelligence while being an attractive, sexualized woman. This allows male characters to teach, dominate, and take care of the woman while being sexually attracted to her. This innocence means the character may make “sexy mistakes” like changing or bathing in front of the male lead while being unaware of her desirability. The best known example of this is Leeloo from The Fifth Element
I wanted to see Poor Things, but apparently Emma Stone is just a born sexy yesterday.
by Madam Pond February 6, 2024
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eddie so sexy

eddie my big sexy big penised boyfren mmmmm yummy sloppy doggy anal 24/7
''im up for some eddie so sexy''
by kai(is rock hard) August 19, 2023
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