An unforeseen brown asshole that feels good upon penetration but rips your cock off on the way out. Post penetration, you will indeed require a tetanus shot.
I thought I was gonna get inside that girls brown eye, but instead I got into her rusty beercap and now my cock is missing.
by b.diesel May 15, 2014
Get the rusty beercapmug. Rusty Lisch was a NFL Quarterback who is possibly the statistically worst QB to ever habe multiple starts. When he played with the 1984 Chicago Bears, he was so bad that he was benched and replaced by a running back (HOF Walter Payton).
Jim McMahon was out for the season, Vince Evans went to the USFL, Bob Avellini was cut, Steve Fuller was hurt, I guess we have to start Rusty Lisch... oh no, another stalled drive or an interception by Rusty Lisch- we have no other choice than to put in our RB.
The term "Rusty Lisch" is used when you have run out of viable options and have to make choices that are completely substandard.
Jim McMahon was out for the season, Vince Evans went to the USFL, Bob Avellini was cut, Steve Fuller was hurt, I guess we have to start Rusty Lisch... oh no, another stalled drive or an interception by Rusty Lisch- we have no other choice than to put in our RB.
The term "Rusty Lisch" is used when you have run out of viable options and have to make choices that are completely substandard.
When Bill - the King of Memes - ran out of memes, Don became the starting QB of memes. When Don ran out of memes- they were stuck with Jen's lame ass memes. You can see that Jen is the Rusty Lisch of memes.
by Meme King! June 1, 2025
Get the Rusty Lischmug. it's when you haven't done something you really great at better than others in a long time, and you not as good as you use to be and need some practice to get back how good you use to be at it.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 27, 2022
Get the Rustymug. Hey jan, Yes Karen? can we use the Rusty scissor's after brunch? Yes , but after I die my hair black because im tired of being the Ginger of the scissors joke.
by AlienMintz420 March 26, 2024
Get the Rusty Scissor'smug. Red ring on wrist left after fisting a chick on her period.
Brown rusty rings are left from an anal fisting.
Brown rusty rings are left from an anal fisting.
by Meso H. June 17, 2012
Get the rusty cuffsmug. Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.
Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!
Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
by BerryrVA December 26, 2024
Get the Rusty Jaw Harpmug. A rusty canister takes place when two gamers who are attracted to one another meet for the first time. This act is performed by both parties standing on top of a bed while rotating until the dizzying effect causes them to fall onto the bed.
Burt and Janet decided to meet in person after months of playing Fallout 76. They immediately jumped in the bed and did the rusty canister before falling into each others arms.
by Lord Kinbote November 21, 2019
Get the Rusty Canistermug.