playing the flute solo 

A euphemism for masturbating.

Girl: Got any plans for tonight?
Guy: Not much, probably just playing the flute solo, if you know what I mean.
Girl: Want to make it a duet?

playing the flute solo by "Nasty" Nate April 5, 2008

playing with the bishop's nephew 

"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.

derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"

ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."

derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."

ronny: "what'd you do then?"

derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."

ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."

playing with the bishop's nephew by pat seick February 5, 2010

Playing the Bagpipes 

Coined from How I Met Your Mother, Future Ted mentions the time new upstairs neighbors moved in, and proceeded to have loud sex on a regular basis, which he euphemistically describes as "playing the bagpipes" to his children. (November 2, 2009). It also can refer to f**k or f**king.

Ted- "Shut the bagpipes up!"

Robin- "They're still playing the bagpipes!"

Playing the Bagpipes by Raiken June 16, 2010

Keep shit playa 

Be careful when it come to these hoes cause dey choosing ..

The girl you catching feelin for feelin somebody else bro bro so keep shit playa

Keep shit playa by 7mleaa January 26, 2021

wasketball player 

A white basketball player. Similar in derivation to wapanese. Examples include Christian Laetner and Larry Bird.

1. I didn't realize the Hoyas had two wasketball players on their team until they put in two White guys in the last minutes of their rout of Cincinnati.

2. Why is it that the ACC teams, especially Duke and North Carolina, have so many wasketball players on their teams?

wasketball player by HoyaFan March 6, 2010

playground prowler 

a slang term for a pedofile

The playground prowler stalks his child prey at the playground.

playground prowler by pballa182 April 29, 2006

fortnite player 

An over the top dick head.

Colton in a Fortnite player

fortnite player by fortniteplayer May 7, 2018