F-Pack

An awesome accessory that students, professionals, cyclists, and falconers wear around their mid-section to maximize carry capacity on adventures or quests. Not to be confused with "Fanny Packs," the F-pack is more streamlined and not worn by overweight, white people from the Mid-Western United States.

"Please remove belts, shoes, and F-Packs before entering the security line"

by F-Pack June 18, 2014

fent pack

a fent pack is a multipack of fentanyl.

that fent pack hit for real!

by jakfr January 18, 2025

pack 'n' prac

An event where one packs for a trip and then practices something, usually a musical instrument. Pack 'n' pracs are usually done because a musician needs to get some practice in before their trip, where they will be away from their instrument for a while.

I did a pack 'n' prac at 3am before leaving the house super early for the airport, and now the neighbors are trying to hunt me down.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

kill pack

Kill pack is another word for really good weed.

Person 1: Ayee bro you wanna hit this B?
Person 2: Yuh if u got some good bud in their.
Person 1: Bro u know I only smoke kill pack .

by Getyourmoneyright April 17, 2020

Hulk's packed lunch

A badly beaten pussy

Man I hit that shit so hard, it looks like the hulk's packed lunch

by Skeet boy February 7, 2023

Gonorrhea Fanny Pack

When a woman with gonorrhea puts her discharge in a diaper and a man uses said diaper as a flesh light for masturbation. Also called a "freak-a-leek 204"

"I went to Kansas City and got a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

by MrCaptainDr April 23, 2024

fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.

So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024