Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.
Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!
by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020
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pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man
Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most
by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020
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Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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Skeevy Wank

when two or more boys get together and wank each other whilst thinking about girls
Wow me and john just had a Skeevy wank,it was very satisfying
by Alex Gizzle August 19, 2008
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Penny - Wank

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish
'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'
by S Penny August 17, 2022
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wank stamp

A "Wank Stamp" is a child produced from masterbation, when the women rolls over and the "Sperm" enters the Vagina.
You just a " Wank Stamp "
by Stocktn September 28, 2015
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Wank Barrel

A barrel into which a person sits and ejaculates.
I feel so safe and comfortable in my Wank Barrel.
by jayc33 December 13, 2023
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