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a dead one

a wilted Johnson; a out of tune skin flute; a overused love muscle; a floppy baby arm
girl: lets do it
boy: can't, i just unleashed in my pants when you got naked and all im left with is a dead one
by berrylads August 23, 2011
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Hole In One

While playing golf, one does so bad on a hole that he gets so frustrated that he decides to take a crap in the hole, then place the flag back as if nothing ever happened....Leaves a surprise for future players.
If they'res no one looking, i'm going to get a hole in one!
by Chauncizzle May 19, 2009
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One hundred

originated from the "one" a phrase used in place of goodbbye,shows seriousness,used in the movie "belly"
person #1: yo, i found the guy that robbed you last week.

Person #2: fo real?? aight i got my piece and i'll be there in five minutes.

person #1: aight one.

Person #2: one hundred.
by jaytee July 20, 2008
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burn one

some a joint
by agirl November 2, 2003
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square one

Refers to commentators' grids used for football (soccer) matches broadcasted on radio in the 1920's/1930's, where if a team was to start another attack from the defence, it would go back to "square one".
"Pass intercepted by the full back, so back to square one".
by Big Stevie April 19, 2006
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One Direction

The MOST ATTRACTIVE 5 boys in the world
A british AND IRISH boyband who came in third on the X-Factor in 2010. Their first song was What Makes You Beautiful.
Their fandom, known as directioners, are known as the deadliest fandom, DO NOT INSULT ONE DIRECTION OR YOU WILL BE ATTACKED BY DIRECTIONERS. Just a warning.
They were put together by X-Factor judge, Simon Cowell
They are quite attractive
Niall Horan is the only Irish one
Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson are british

Louis name is pronounced Lou-ie
not lewis
if you pronounce it lewis
you will be refered to as a directionator
they do not have 3 songs... but 15 in their album
if you only know 3 you will be considered a directionator
the songs are not only
What Makes You Beautiful
Gotta Be You
One thing
but also
Moments
More Than This
Taken
Everything About You
Same Mistakes
I Want
I Wish
Save You Tonight
Up All Night
Stand Up
Stole My Heart
Tell Me A Lie

Memorize the lyrics
Know their names
BECOME A DIRECTIONER TODAY
One Direction is attractive
-- every girl in the universe
by A Directioner <3 July 17, 2012
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Cling-ons

1. The meteors surrounding uranus.
2. Well...a number 1 1/2
3. backdoor boogers
"Spock!!!! You dingleberry watch out for those Cling-ons!"
by ASfinkterSaysWhat June 14, 2005
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