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A british AND IRISH boyband who came in third on the X-Factor in 2010. Their first song was What Makes You Beautiful.
Their fandom, known as directioners, are known as the deadliest fandom, DO NOT INSULT ONE DIRECTION OR YOU WILL BE ATTACKED BY DIRECTIONERS. Just a warning.
They were put together by X-Factor judge, Simon Cowell
They are quite attractive
Niall Horan is the only Irish one
Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson are british
Louis name is pronounced Lou-ie
not lewis
if you pronounce it lewis
you will be refered to as a directionator
they do not have 3 songs... but 15 in their album
if you only know 3 you will be considered a directionator
the songs are not only
What Makes You Beautiful
Gotta Be You
One thing
but also
Moments
More Than This
Taken
Everything About You
Same Mistakes
I Want
I Wish
Save You Tonight
Up All Night
Stand Up
Stole My Heart
Tell Me A Lie
Memorize the lyrics
Know their names
BECOME A DIRECTIONER TODAY
A british AND IRISH boyband who came in third on the X-Factor in 2010. Their first song was What Makes You Beautiful.
Their fandom, known as directioners, are known as the deadliest fandom, DO NOT INSULT ONE DIRECTION OR YOU WILL BE ATTACKED BY DIRECTIONERS. Just a warning.
They were put together by X-Factor judge, Simon Cowell
They are quite attractive
Niall Horan is the only Irish one
Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson are british
Louis name is pronounced Lou-ie
not lewis
if you pronounce it lewis
you will be refered to as a directionator
they do not have 3 songs... but 15 in their album
if you only know 3 you will be considered a directionator
the songs are not only
What Makes You Beautiful
Gotta Be You
One thing
but also
Moments
More Than This
Taken
Everything About You
Same Mistakes
I Want
I Wish
Save You Tonight
Up All Night
Stand Up
Stole My Heart
Tell Me A Lie
Memorize the lyrics
Know their names
BECOME A DIRECTIONER TODAY
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