jawalla monkey

Dadless NIGGER with a GIANT HORSE GARGANTUAS COCK that likes to walk up to MILFS AND PETITE LATINAS AND proceed to cock slap them. This spear chucking portch monkey will carry out these actions even in public.

JOSH “ I just dick slapped three chicks at Walmart “
Kardi “ you motherfucking jawalla monkey!”

by DickleMan September 2, 2019

Dick monkey

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole

You are such a fucking Dick monkey

by Vinny Pinto May 3, 2016

Cunt monkey

A species of cunt that nobody likes and laughs obnoxiously.

“Look it’s a cunt monkey, look at his face. I want to punch his throat in”

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Quim monkey

A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager

Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!

by theQuimdoctor February 23, 2011

Monkey Tamer

one who thoroughly satisfies the needs and wants of the Monkey.

Stephanie: you are soo attentive in disciplining my monkey. it's never been more hungry for bananas!
Peter: I'm not just a monkey tamer by trade, I'm a monkey tamer by passion!

by Regina Falangi, I March 26, 2011

monkey baws

a useless person/cunt. no use to any body.

i ask him to finish the job but he didn't. fuckin monkey baws.

hey you monkey baws your about as helpfull as a bag o shite.

by markwalls July 20, 2011

Monkey Business

shenanigans that are stupid and lack beneift yet are not illegal.

Yo pops, they tried a clown me on some tom foolery, good thing it was just monkey business

by Me=word plug February 11, 2020