A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.
Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”
-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”
-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”
-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”
-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
by Tangomcgee February 26, 2021
Get the Mike Mihalskimug. The Mike Cornelisse effect is a commonly known effect in algebra where for each Mike a Cornelisse must follow. Due to the nature of Mike Cornelisse an infinite amount of Mike can be created in between Mike and Cornelisse, causing the amount of Cornelisse to also increase towards infinity. This results in a sentence of infinite Mikes followed by infinite Cornelisses
Person 1: 'Hey did you hear about the Mike Cornelisse effect?'
Person 2:'Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse'
Person 3:'Oh no, he is going to Mike Cornelisse infinity'
Person 2:'Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse'
Person 3:'Oh no, he is going to Mike Cornelisse infinity'
by NotMikeCornelisse December 1, 2024
Get the Mike Cornelisse Effectmug. He gets confused sometimes but that's not his fault. He'll bring up the energy In any room and will make your day better.
by IcJUG February 22, 2022
Get the Mikemug. A sexual act wherein you place a woman into an ice fishing hole and hit it from behind while she stares down a lake trout
Similar to popular videos involving step-mothers being stuck in the dryer, however with the added risk of hypothermia
Similar to popular videos involving step-mothers being stuck in the dryer, however with the added risk of hypothermia
You should've seen the girl Larry picked up the other day, he took out to the lake and gave her the Michigan Mike
by MichiganMike January 4, 2025
Get the Michigan Mikemug. by feelitintheair97 November 22, 2021
Get the munna mikemug. MiKing is a mysterious 5'10,150lbs black teen with a lust for money, physical strength, and to escape and build a new life presumably with the hand of his soul tied girlfriend Mari (Magic) who plans to take his last name in marriage within the next 5 years. He is the son of a man who went to prison in 2018 for a bank robbery in Saint Louis and the younger cousin of rising NFL star Tershawn
💀you act like fucking Miking
by Dallan Holtzclaw November 21, 2021
Get the MiKingmug. Pulling more than 5 birds at a club, best kebab harasser, GOMA gimp, shagger, virgin, beast, drug addict
by GomaGoblin January 20, 2022
Get the Mike Frewmug.