March 23rd

National Fuck a Guy Named Alec Day

Girl 1: It’s March 23rd! you know what that means!
Girl 2: We have to fuck a guy named Alec!

by 666+999= 69420 February 23, 2025

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

March 5th

March 5th is National Twink Day

anyone born on march 5th is automatically a twink *or* a femboy!

"oh he was born on march 5th , that must mean there a femboy"

by Ezyw_2 April 20, 2025

March 14

NERDS know this as pie day right. But real MEN know this to be the male equivalent of Valentines Day...

Steaks n’ Blowjobs day!

Can’t wait for March 14. My girl gonna give me some sloppy and a prime steak!!!

by x Freeshot June 26, 2020

March 25

Kiss or hug ur bf/gf

Bf and gf kiss it’s March 25

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 March 25, 2022

March 23

annoy your friend's day

March 23 piss off your friends

by booty boy x Cory March 23, 2021

Manly March

For the entire month of March, Men can do whatever they want to women (excluding sexual stuff, domestic abuse, etc.) and the women can't refuse

Jeez, Racheal. It's Manly March
I wonder what they're gonna do to us

by Undermen November 1, 2022