textual madness

The feeling you get when someone stops texting you right after you send a soul bearing text.

Omg! I just texted Kevin that I'm breaking up with Charlie and I'm in love with him, but he hasn't respond for like twenty minutes! I am in textual madness right now!

by Kimified September 30, 2014

mad nutted

When someone looks ugly as shit!

Guy 1: Damn you look mad nutted!
Guy 2: 😢

by Big Dick Reynini February 16, 2017

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

Mad Spoolie

A particularly niche interest, hobby, or subculture.

Brooooo! You make your own cheese stamps? That is Mad Spoolie!

by BellaDonnaDrango November 30, 2023

Mad gorgeous

= The Corner

Those delicious humans in The Corner are mad gorgeous

by The Marvellous Holdeno August 12, 2017

mall madness

electronic board game involving a two-story mall made of cardboard and lots of skill.

"yo, sara, wanna play mall madness?"

"yeah, if you wanna get pwnd!!"

by mgsrj December 13, 2007

Kane Madness

No Soldiers actually got Anthrax. But they did suffer from, debilitating stomach cramps, severe diarrhea, memory loss, partial facial~paralysis, temporary blindness, drooling, bleeding gums, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable flatulence. The soldiers nicknamed this the "KANE MADNESS"

Soldiers given an Experimental Anthrax Vaccine suffered an illness called Kane Madness.

by Sole Survivor October 25, 2022