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Mark

A man of many talents, asks a lot of questions, reads out a lot of answers.

Is known in certain circles as a “lord”, a rare legend of what perfection strives to be.

A man of few weaknesses, however is likely to support a mediocre football team, probably in the North East.

Also has a dubious relationship with dogs.
Do you Mark? Yea he’s that Lord that asks a lot of questions. My dog seems to love him.

Where’s Mark? He’s was here not long ago, where’s my dog gone?
by Hotdog6969 November 24, 2021
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X Marks The Spot

A new definition I made that I want to popularize: When a football / soccer player scores ten goals in a match it should be called X Marks The Spot
Recently a soccer female player scored ten goals for England

Vivianette: That's an X Marks The Spot
by JDR_96 April 9, 2022
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Mark of Alexander

When wayward cats marks a home as cat-friendly.

Earns name from Martha Washington's feral tomcat.
Cat 1: Yo. This joint got the mark of Alexander.

Cat 2: sweet. Let's get some tuna up in here
by Ridleyannderson June 24, 2022
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Mark Renton

The protaginist of the 1996 movie, Trainspotting and the 2017 movie T2 Trainspotting.
Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?
by Viscount Druitt August 21, 2022
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mark tuan

The oldest dude in the alien-cute-amazing group Got7
The dimsum cutie from LA :)

mark tuan is simply mark tuan <3
by Mrs.JeonParkWang May 3, 2015
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Mark

Not athletic, a little fat, sometimes tries to annoy you for the hell of it, but otherwise the most funny person you will ever meet and will most of the time be there by your side.
I've never laughed harder than how I did around mark!
by FlaccoRepublicano November 20, 2019
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No mark

A sad Bitter person who has to make videos of themselves pissing in there part's or crying to gain social media like's and attention..
Hey logan you fat fuck give it a rest with the attention seeking .

why are you posting photo's of yourself with purple Aki like it's cool. he's a sex offender

No mark
by Knees up man March 12, 2025
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