Hot Kramer

When the sphincter muscle becomes so relaxed from nearby stimulation, that a small semi aqueous amount of defecant is non-shalontly expelled into the atmosphere whereby it comes in contact with the hair of the unsuspecting felator; thereby ending the sexual encounter and resulting in the immediate nessesary washing of the victims hair.

shitty shitty bang bang

by honey bear April 20, 2004

hot kyle

When a condom is found in a orifice or crevice the morning after

I woke up to a hot kyle this morning it was stuck in between my toes

by dr kyle karl August 1, 2007

Hot Coffee

A mini game, only unlockable by using a patch, In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas where you play the Protaginist of the story in fucking a girl.

Because of "Hot Coffee" the game was yanked off the shelfs in stores around the US.

Dude 1: Did you play that Hot Coffee mini-game?
Dude 2: ya man, everyones talking about it.
Dude 1: LOL

by SexPanther August 21, 2005

Hot Lasagna

When the female partner is on her period and while having intercourse the male ejaculates inside of her. Therefore, causing the blood and sperm to run down her leg like the sauce and cheese of a hot piece of lasagna.

My friend was having sex last night and didn't know she was on her period until he pulled out and saw a piece of hot lasagna on her thigh.

by Kendog Texan January 13, 2009

Hot Mess

a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think "faux pas" but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile).

"She got up on stage and tried to sing Beyonce's "Dangerously In Love" but her performance was a hot mess."

"Girl came in to school this morning looking a hot mess, her hair all jacked up and slouchin' in house shoes."

by nikflorida February 26, 2007

hot mess

When someone's life is a mess but they are still super hot.

Britney Spears is a Hot Mess.

by Gina Lola September 11, 2007

Hot Topic

All you people that are calling Hot Topic a "poser" store are FUCKED! There is no way a store can b a "poser" because if that store is "poser" than I guess all stores are "poser." So that means we are all "posers". Hot Topic is just a store where people go 2 spend cash, buy cds, and clothes.

Oh look.. Its Hot Topic.
Yea.. That store is pretty cool.

by Mike January 4, 2004