Spider-web Hair

Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.

"I can see that woman's bald spot through her spider-web hair."

by Double-C March 5, 2009

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Fort Worth hair

Hair so immaculately coifed as if it was recently in a motorcycle helmet

That old lady has some mean Fort Worth Hair. I will definitely Mack on her ASAP.

by Wayne D May 10, 2017

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Blago hair day

Bad hair day to the extreme, bordering on bad hair life. Flyaway, uncontrollable ass hat, goofball, in-your-face hair that won't quit.

I always have a Blago hair day when I'm in Chicago. Got any aquanet?

by Bradford S. January 27, 2009

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left over hair

your hair style from the previous night after sleeping on it, waking up, and realizing you're too lazy to fix it or do it again so you just go with it.

"I have to do my hair.. poo"
"I'm not.. i'm just gonna go with my left over hair."

by Yerbua June 7, 2009

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what al-qaeda will turn to...using old people (fat chance!) wearing a diaper with a 'load'! -the old people there don't seem to be too useful for this function! only the particularly rabid young zealous types!

hey joe! think we got a grey hair bomber over here! his diapers' packing a load!!!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

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